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SOPOR'S L1TTL3 P3RKS.

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Oh god, you think you are going to puke. Just, all over your hive. ALL OVER IT.

You feel so fucking sick, while asleep you accidentally breathed in some of those high-drugs that Gamzee is always telling you to try.

He claims that it's amazing, you feel anything but. You miss Terezi, she has been very busy lately. Jegus, you just wish that she would show up ATLEAST to the core. But you have to understand, she is really busy all the time lately. God, you miss her.

You glance around the room and say out loud in a painful and slurred voice,"FUKCIN SCHIT, I CHANT EBEN SHE MY OWN HANS, LHET AHLONE MY COMPHUTER..." You sound like a fucking idiot.

Suddenly, you hear a startled voice,"K4RKL3S? WH4TS WRONG?" Fuck, fuck, fuck. It's Terezi, she's visiting at the wrong time. She'll probably make you move to a sopor-slime free place to chill for a week. After the offical declairment of your flushed quadrants being filled, Terezi has seemed more busy yet caring.

"K4RKL3S, WH4T H4PP3N3D? WHY DO YOU SOUND SO ZON3D OUT?" She looks at your face with complete cluelessness.

"IHM FYNE, CHALM THE FUKC DON." You say, causing your headache to skyrocket. "OW, FUKCIN SIHT."

Terezi came over and said in a worried tone,"S3R1OUSLY, K4RKL3S, 1 H4V3 TH3 R3ST OF TH3 W33K FOR JUST US, 1 DONT W4NT TO SP3ND 4LL OF 1T WORRY1NG 4BOUT YOU L1K3 1 D1D TH3 TH3 P4ST F3W D4YS. T3LL M3 TH3 TRUTH." She seemed completely worried.

"OAKY, FYNE, I ACCIDANTLY TAKED SUM SOPOR WHELI I WHAS ASHEEP, I FHEEL LIEK FUKCIN SHIT." You said, almost completely out of it from the raging headache.

"FUCK, K4RK4T. YOU MUSTV3 T4K3N 4LOT MOR3 TH4N YOU THOUGHT, YOU LOOK 4LMOST 4S B4D 4S G4MZ33." Terezi sighed and took your hand. "COM3 ON, W3R3 G3TT1NG YOU SOM3 H3LP."

"BHUT NOH, EBRYONE WHILL MAEK FHUN OF ME." You whine out loudly, yet you are too weak to do anything other then complain like an idiot.

"1F TH3Y DO, 1 W1LL CHOK3 TH3M. TH3Y KNOW NOT TO M3SS W1TH YOU NOW TH4T W3R3 FLUSH3D." Terezi growls and drags you simply by one arm because you are so limp. "W3 4R3 GO1NG NO M4TT3R WH4T."

You stopped complaining as you lost focus and you didn't want to piss your matesprite off. Then, she started talking about how you should be more careful and to close your mouth when sleeping. You didn't hear much except certain repeated lines like,"YOUR3 SUCH 4N 1D1OT" or "B3 C4R3FUL" or "L1ST3N TO M3" or "STOP 34TT1NG YOUR SL33V3, 1T'S UNH34LTHY." Jeez!! Can't a guy do what he wants when he's spaced out on drugs?!

You slowly then woke up, laying down at Terezi's hive on a Plush Pile, made for feelings jams. "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?" You sit up and look around, remember the view from the window. ..The one cluttered with hanging plush dragons. You right away notice you are at Terezi's hive.

"WHY THE FUCK AM I AT TEREZI'S HIVE?" You swear at the fourth wall, and it ignores you.

You decide to investigate by standing and examining the area. It seems that Terezi wasn't there. Because of you not remembering your sopor-filled-trip at all, you are completely unaware that Terezi had the week just for you two. You are such a terrible matesprite, but you don't know that.

You have NO idea AT ALL why you were there. Maybe you WOULD if you TURNED AROUND.
You decide to turn around.

You see Terezi, RIGHT BEHIND YOU. At first you think she was creeping on you the whole time, but at closer inspection it seems that she is sound asleep in a chair. You come to the conclusion that she must've took you there for some reason. You DO have a headache, but you don't know why. You're mouth also has the distinct taste of something completely discusting.

You decide to go to Terezi's bathroom, you know exactly where it is because you have been there many times. You see little drawings with chalk on the door before you walk it. It reads 'KNOCK B3FOR3 YOU 3NT3R (3XC3PT YOU, K4RKL3S. :])' You smile a bit. It's funny how she wrote that sweeps before you decided to be more than friends. Maybe she just knew.

You enter, and notice a little bit of black lipstick on your cheek. It looks like a kiss mark... You laugh unlike you've laughed for a while, because you are truthfully laughing. You think the little things that Terezi does to make you happy are just so dumb, yet they DO make you happy.

You just stare at it for a while, and while doing so, Terezi gets up from hearing you laugh. She walks to the bathroom door, and waits outside of it for you.

When you walk out, you see her standing there and smile at her. You hug her tightly and whisper,"HEY. I MISSED YOU, IDIOT."

"1 M1SS3D YOU TOO, J3RK."

You both have a long, warm hug and laugh a bit. It's funny how Terezi always makes you happy when you are always mad no matter what. You love her so much, it's surprising.

Then you both settle down on the plush pile and you listen to her fasinating story about what she does when she is gone. You never really knew, but you were never interested either. You are surprised how much she works and how much she loves it.

The only thing you want to do is be a leader, and you're not even very good at it. But Terezi encourages you alot. She believes in you, like a good matesprite should.

You then notice you did not ask about what happened. So you do,"HEY, TEREZI. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED BEFORE WE GOT HERE? WHY ARE WE HERE ANYWAY?"

"W3LL, YOU H4D SOM3 PROBL3MS 4T YOUR H1V3, SO TH3 P3OPL3 1 T4LK3D TO TOLD M3 TO L3T YOU ST4Y H3R3 W1TH M3. DON'T WORRY 4BOUT 1T." Little did you know, she was lying right through her teeth. She didn't talk to anyone, she just took you there. She did the right, yet selfish, thing. She got you somewhere that you could be kept close eye on,"1 4LSO W4NT3D TO H4V3 4 P1L3 TO S1T ON 1N PR1V4T3, BUT YOU DON'T H4V3 ON3 4T YOUR H1V3." That time she didn't lie, but seriously, you didn't know she was lying at all. You truthfully believed her.

"NOW WHAT?"

"W3LL. W4NT TO DO SOM3TH1NG FUN?"

"WHAT IS IT?"

"W3 C4N ROL3PL4Y!!"

"I DON'T REALLY WAN-"

"W3 C4N B3 DR4GONS! 1 3V3N H4V3 4NOTH3R C4P3 FOR YOU!!" She pulled out a grey dragon cape that looked just like hers except it was a different color and a bit bigger from your small height difference. Plus, she secretly thought that a longer cape would look better on you.

"WELL, DRAGONS KILL STUFF, SO OKAY." You sigh, and let her tie the cape around you, and you do the same for her.

"TH1S W1LL B3 SO FUN!!" Terezi laughs,"H3H3H3!!"

You can't help but to smile, she is so childish sometimes despite her having a job so much earlier then anyone else plans. Maybe it's you, but you don't really care. You love her no matter what. Her mature side is strong and gentle and is, truthfully, very beautiful. Her childish side is cute and a bit clingy, but you kind of like it despite it being super annoying.

She suddenly rolls over ontop of you, and kisses you forehead. "H1 K4RK4T."

You smile more and kiss her little nose. "HI TEREZI."

She laughs and hugs you, then softly gives you a small lovesnog. You were a bit surprised, but reacted in a way that you think was not too bad, you just put your arms around her waist.

She started turning teal, yet you suspected you were as "red as a cherry", atleast, that's what Terezi claims all the time. You are surprised that her, a teal blood, a blood on the border of royalty, is such a lowblood's matesprite. Well, you're pretty sure that your mutant blood is accually olive blood that had some weird reaction. You don't really know.

Suddenly, Terezi moves abit to lick you face at a comfy distance, causing your hands to move down. She stops and directs her attention back there, thinking you did it on purpose. "3H? 4R3 YOU TRY1NG TO G3T M3 TO F1LL 4 BUCK3T W1TH YOU OR SOM3TH1NG?"

You turn all red as you also notice it, and lift your hands away,"SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO." She laughs a bit and kisses you quickly and makes a bit fun of you. "YOU P3RV3RT."

You narrow your eyes and look at her plainly,"LOOK WHO'S TALKING, MRS. LET'S ROLEPLAY. I GUESS YOU MEAN,'LET'S GET OUR 8 SWEEP OLD MATESPRITES INTERESTED IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY.'"

Terezi starts to laugh at you loudly,"H3H3H3! LOOKS WHO'S T4LK1NG, MR. DR4GONS K1LL STUFF. 1 GUESS 4S 1N 'K1LL STUFF' YOU M34N,'M4K3 MY UND3R4G3D M4T3SPR1T3 TO W4NT TO G3T OUT TH3 3M3RG3NCY BUCK3T SH3 K33PS 1N H3R CLOS3T.'"

You stare at her seriously,"DO YOU REALLY HAVE ONE? TRUTHFULLY?" She laughs even louder,"H3H3H3H3H3! WHY?! DO YOU W4NT TO F1LL 1T?" You look at her even more seriously. "FUCK, 4R3 YOU S3R1OUS?"

"MAYBE, MAYBE NOT."

"COM3 ON, YOU P3RV3RT. JUST W41T 4NOTH3R SW33P, W3'R3 4LMOST TH3R3." She flicks your forehead and smiles. "MR. SOPOR-SL1M3."

"HUH?"

"OH, D1D 1 FORG3T TO T3LL YOU? H3H3H3."
Here I go again with these two. Obviously, they are, by far, my favorite ship. :3

I also like this idea of them being 8 sweeps old. Haha. That just shows how slow their relationship came along.

You see signs of a relationship all the way back when they were 6 sweeps (12/13 years old) in the real comic, and when they are 8 sweeps (16/17 years old) in my fanfiction they finally see it.

Maybe I should make this a comic/series. I'd enjoy that.

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Kittybeq's avatar
Too cute! :U
They really are adorable!
You did a really good job of writing them both!